Comments for The Nerdy Mermaid

Comment on I Wish It Was The 1940s. by Blanche

Blanche — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:35:25 +0000

Button holes are not nearly as bad as you’d think. Zips, however, can be a bitch.

Comment on Farty Pants. by Nerdymermaid

Nerdymermaid — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:22:19 +0000

Of course! And anyone who would dare suggest that you emit anything other than rainbows from your rear, should be flogged

Comment on Farty Pants. by Kraaaaa

Kraaaaa — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:37:57 +0000

OMD I never imagined such things existed. Astonishing. This blog is enlightening me in so many (very strange) ways.
Of course, I would have no use for flatulence filtering underwear, because I never ever fart.

Comment on Do You Need A Hand? by Nerdymermaid

Nerdymermaid — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 08:21:31 +0000

Lol! Indeed, I could answer that but fear it may be going too far, and I’m a lady x

Comment on Do You Need A Hand? by Gruff Eddie

Gruff Eddie — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:11:19 +0000

Why would she want two? x

Comment on Do You Need A Hand? by Nerdymermaid

Nerdymermaid — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:13:50 +0000

Hey there Eddie! I felt a bit dirty after the plastic fist thing, just when you think you’ve seen everything…be an awesome comedy xmas present for your wife, although chances are your face may be where it’s aimed…. x

Comment on Do You Need A Hand? by Gruff Eddie

Gruff Eddie — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:55:17 +0000

Ah, fisting and Christmas dressed. My day is complete x

Comment on Vibrator Camouflage by Nerdymermaid

Nerdymermaid — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:36:50 +0000

Indeed! I have been thinking along the nightie case line, or a glove puppet, as I used to keep cigarettes in the head of a Gordon The Gopher when I was a teenager. The matches made him rattle.

Comment on Vibrator Camouflage by Blanche

Blanche — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:27:27 +0000

Well, that certainly puts granny’s teddy bear pajama case in a different light!

Comment on Scary Penises. by Nerdymermaid

Nerdymermaid — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 11:10:53 +0000

That last sentence is one for the slogan t-shirt makers
I think quite often with the veins/faces there’s a magic eye thing going on, if you look long enough the eiffel tower or a Shetland pony appears.